December 2009
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Roundup of Billy's December
dontcookbilly:
I’ve also just been “unavailable” for most of December. At the beginning, I was very busy, having something to do every night, and by the end of the month, I was just burnt out and staying in a lot just because I didn’t want to see anyone. I actively avoided seeing some friends of mine because all they were doing was getting on my nerves (which is never a good thing to...
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"30 Rock"
TRACY: So G.E. will produce the "Tracy Jordan Meat Machine"?
JACK: Oh no, no. G.E. could never make something so, um, unique. We'll have to pass this off to one of our subsidiaries. You see, G.E. owns Kitchen-All of Colorado, which in turn owns JMI of Stanford - which is a majority shareholder in Pokerfastlane.com, which recently acquired the Sheinhardt Wig Company, which owns NBC outright. NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works, which owns the Ahp Chanagi Party Meats of Pyongyang, North Korea, and THEY will make the Meat Machine.
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It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to...
– Henry Rollins (via brokenmachine,notarobotbutaghost, marychrist)
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merry christmas, everyone.
my brother, sister and i just had a hash patty party! it basically consisted of smoking and watching jersey shore repeats.
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YES!
@suburbanhome:
Just got in the Blink 182 Enema of the State vinyl in; they sure look pretty. Ralph is printing postage and we will be packing orders
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Due to Lack of Interest, University Cancels...
rubenfeld:
cosmicfriend:
On Monday, December 7, University administration made another surprising announcement on the heels of the cancellation of the football program. This would be the last semester for academics. After months of deliberation, the administration came to this difficult decision.
When pressed for comment, President Rabinowitz’s secretary said the president was occupied in...
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this makes me wish i didn’t have ears.
this is the best white hot top five ever.
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