March 2009
57 posts
February 2009
95 posts
a safety message from your usps letter carrier. →
probably one of the funniest posts ever on something awful.
vinyl collective pre-orders: embrace s/t lp +... →
mmm. vinyl.
“Last night I was out with my friends & we were on shrooms. While we were on...”
– fmylife.com
holy crap (via heyheylookatmypenis) oh my fucking god
(via mindset)
WHAT. I just laughed so hard. This is the best FML I’ve ever read.
(via ohlivyuhuxtable)
eleven torn acl questions from the geniuses at... →
(via eleven points)
full ten minute take of the beatles’ “revolution... →
(via twelve major chords)
Fox Renews The Simpsons for 2 More Seasons, Will... →
exspectator:
halffiction:
exspectator:
halffiction:
bigscreenlittlescreen:
The re-up for 44 additional episodes will bring The Simpsons up to 493 total, and allow it to surpass the record 20-year run by CBS’s Gunsmoke.
i love how fox is so quick to axe good shows (arrested development) but doesn’t mind keeping the simpsons on life support for another two years.
please. just let it...
Fox Renews The Simpsons for 2 More Seasons, Will... →
exspectator:
halffiction:
bigscreenlittlescreen:
The re-up for 44 additional episodes will bring The Simpsons up to 493 total, and allow it to surpass the record 20-year run by CBS’s Gunsmoke.
i love how fox is so quick to axe good shows (arrested development) but doesn’t mind keeping the simpsons on life support for another two years.
please. just let it die.
True, but would you want to be...
Fox Renews The Simpsons for 2 More Seasons, Will... →
bigscreenlittlescreen:
The re-up for 44 additional episodes will bring The Simpsons up to 493 total, and allow it to surpass the record 20-year run by CBS’s Gunsmoke.
i love how fox is so quick to axe good shows (arrested development) but doesn’t mind keeping the simpsons on life support for another two years.
please. just let it die.
postpunk:
The Embarrassment - Celebrity Art...
Michel Gondry to direct The Green Hornet →
bigscreenlittlescreen:
Not to be all Rogen, all the time over here at BSLS, but I think this had to be reported. What will Gondry do with a comic book adaptation? I can’t wait to see.
holy crap. I grew out of my comic book movie phase some years ago, but there is no way I’d miss this.
indie-pop? wtf?
i just heard this band called the boat people on the radio, and i am totally digging them. who the hell are these guys?
end of the road for new yorker films. →
write what you know.
i am working on a part of a screenplay where a guy is having trouble getting the girls pants off (literally).
sadly, this is mostly based on personal experience.
“My god, I’m not really doing it for that. I don’t think we really...”
– Kate Winslet, on Extras.
too bad she didn’t reference this in her speech.
shut it, oscars.
seriously, coldplay? again? enough with this shit.
Watchthe remnants, by john august. it is hilarious. (plus it gets bonus points for having ze frank AND enrico colantoni in it.)
oscars = snoozers
synecdoche:
halffiction:
but, in the spirit of the industry, i am reading screenwriting blogs and trying to work up the nerve to open my unfinished screenplay.
yeah, i need to open my unfinished screenplay, too. what blogs are you reading?
johnaugust.com (thank you, stumbleupon!)
oscars = snoozers
but, in the spirit of the industry, i am reading screenwriting blogs and trying to work up the nerve to open my unfinished screenplay.
You know you have no social life when your phone...
madgirlslovesongs:
diamonds-n-rubies:
(via kyndollwood)
this sums up my life rather well.
“If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of...”
– Bill Hicks
ha.
so i posted this on twitter:
and then i get this e-mail:
they must follow anyone who writes about them. too bad i think they suck.
“I’ve begun worshiping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all,...”
– George Carlin
if 'twilight' was ten times shorter and one... →
twilight was hilarious enough on its own (2008’s best comedy!) but this might actually be a little bit funnier.
“YO JERK come to the eggeryueueuuyuy whatever place with us tomorrow THEY HAVE...”
– Pilot, 1:54 A.M. (via exspectator)
you guys need to come to jersey. it’s boring here.
dear kings of leon,
do you know how much i dislike your music? i’d rather be listening to coldplay. that’s right, you heard me. even coldplay is less terrible than you.
love,
candice
ps. i really wish they wouldn’t play you so much on my (otherwise) very fine radio station.
ramones name generator →
“My idea of hell is a blank sheet of paper. Or a blank screen. And me, staring at...”
– Neil Gaiman
“I hate meeting babies.”
– Demetri Martin
songs to photoshop to (part III)
the mighty mighty bosstones - the impression that i get