April 2009
41 posts
jinx removing.
blew twelve and kissed the thirteenth finger. “rabbit, rabbit” on the first. i hold my breath. did tricks i hoped you wouldn’t notice. a superstitious hyper-realist. i’ll make you mine.
james franco's top criterion dvds. →
March 2009
57 posts
searching for sonny - a trailer shot on a canon 5d mark II.
the history channel has jumped the shark.
they’re playing pearl harbor.
yeah, that pearl harbor.
i wonder how many "fuck yeah (popular thing)"...
not sure why i'm writing this.
i’ve kind of figured out that the pre-college crisis i had my senior year of high school was sort of diffused, and i just ended up putting off the rest of the crisis until after college. ie now.
in may, i will have been out of college for two years. two years where i hoped i’d figure things out working in jobs that were going nowhere. i figured i’d grow to like the city and...
coraline production art. →
neil gaiman on the colbert report.
ps. i don’t think he had the time to change his suit after his father’s funeral, but he manages to still be one of colbert’s better guests. props to you, neil.
all of life is a foreign country.
– jack kerouac
vanity fair q&a talks to writers of the office →
bigscreenlittlescreen:
I’m really digging VF Daily’s Q&A series; they’ve recently interviewed three writers of The Office and the comprehensive coverage gives a full picture of what it’s like to work on the show…I want to go to there.
Click through to read an interview with writer/executive producer/director Jennifer Celotta, and then you can explore to find Q&A’s with writer Brent...
my belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt....
– mitch hedberg
things judd apatow keeps in his office. →
the dead weather
so, jack white decided to start yet another band. this time, with alison mosshart of the kills (and also of discount, which is why i care).
i’m not really sure what happened to alison after discount and before the kills, but she really scares the crap out of me these days.
here’s discount era alison:
and here’s dead weather alison:
i am listening to the dead weather...
from my journal.
i hate the radio, because it puts me in dilemmas like these. on the two radio stations i listen to, i have the choice of a) commercials, or b) bruce springsteen.
i chose option a.
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the music in this radiohead song makes me feel like i’m drifting slowly in outerspace. but then thom yorke’s voice shatters your helmet. listening to radiohead can be difficult sometimes.
here comes the funcooker!
– tracy jordan
a living room covered in post-its
via lenshift
i kind of want a mayonegg right now.
note to tumblr
please stop reminding me that you are going to be at SXSW and that you’re having an open bar and it’s going to be tons of fun.
i can’t go. stop rubbing it in, okay?
note to self
no one cares.
demetri martin's 224-word palindrome poem.
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is...
My New (Old) Blog! →
exspectator:
I’m rebooting my old music blog! Most of what I’d say here, I say in the “Reintroducing” post, but if you all want to be so kind as to bookmark me and maybe peep it once in a while, that’d be awesome.
am i going to have to read this now?
vinyl collective, you are killing me.
so many records to buy. no money to buy them.
everyone seems like a stranger, these days.
especially you.