♫ If the person who you sing to can’t provide the wassail,
You are entitled to his debit card and PIN number -
Love and joy come to you
Unless you can’t provide the wassail,
Then severe financial penalties shall co - o - ome to you -
Then severe financial penalties to you ♫
Happy holidays, from the biggest MST3K nerd in town.
(via fuckyeahmst3k)
This was the only Christmas carol I sang.