my heart is gullible too.Tumblr (3.0; @halffiction)http://half-fiction.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kl0yyd4K1qzpbmro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the back cover of my <a href="http://dontpaniczine.tumblr.com" target="_blank">upcoming zine</a>. seemed fitting to post on Towel Day.</p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23739625298http://half-fiction.com/post/23739625298Fri, 25 May 2012 09:55:33 -0700hitchhiker's guide to the galaxydouglas adamstowel daybookszinesdon't panic zine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k5huiRrc1qzpbmro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hold my calls.</p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23713062267http://half-fiction.com/post/23713062267Thu, 24 May 2012 19:56:18 -0700communitytelevisionsix seasons and a moviedean pelton<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jtkapTid1qzpbmro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this guy sitting on my desk is nearly 2ft tall and so beautiful I’m seriously considering filling my entire next apartment with nothing but geodes. </p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23695733617http://half-fiction.com/post/23695733617Thu, 24 May 2012 15:38:34 -0700instead of cats like i'd originally planned!don't worry i don't think it has healing powersits just fucking beautifulamethystgeodegemstonei am totes normal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i400xotl1r4etbjo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i400xotl1r4etbjo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><em><strong>all day.</strong></em></p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23692096774http://half-fiction.com/post/23692096774Thu, 24 May 2012 14:42:15 -0700Vampire's Kissprepare for a deluge of Vampire's Kiss spam!nic cage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jgp7MlZC1r2igm4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theavc.tumblr.com/post/23679742701/would-you-like-to-see-nicolas-cage-yell-the" target="_blank">theavc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Would you like to see Nicolas Cage yell the alphabet? It can only make your day better. Then you should check out today’s New Cult Canon. As Scott Tobias said, if these clips don’t sell you on <em><a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/vampires-kiss-features-one-of-nicolas-cages-best-m,75581/" target="_blank">Vampire’s Kiss</a></em>, nothing will.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the best movie on the entire planet and nothing will convince me otherwise. </p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23681304080http://half-fiction.com/post/23681304080Thu, 24 May 2012 11:36:30 -0700New Cult CanonFilmNicolas CageBananasvampire's kissAM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ALVA??<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42q39Jxql1rqfjp7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42q39Jxql1rqfjp7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42q39Jxql1rqfjp7o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42q39Jxql1rqfjp7o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42q39Jxql1rqfjp7o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42q39Jxql1rqfjp7o6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>forgive me, i really try not to reblog too many of these gif walls but <em>goddamn</em> if i haven’t been missing london so much it hurts lately. </p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23568081246http://half-fiction.com/post/23568081246Tue, 22 May 2012 15:22:21 -0700london<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e2c6gVSJ1qkpoqxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slacktory.tumblr.com/post/23496004623/rosie-odonnell-is-super-good-at-instagram-you" target="_blank">slacktory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rosie O’Donnell is super good at Instagram, you guys.</p> <p>“Maybe her kid took that photo,” I thought. “That is a cute photo for a kid to take, because kids trying anything is cute, because kids pretty much suck at everything.”</p> <p>But no! I am guessing that is not the case because she didn’t say “My kid took this terrible photo nobody should ever see.” With a caption like “Outside” what she’s saying is “Hello, I am a grown adult and here is a photo I took of a window frame, I guess.”</p> <p>Isn’t this the type of photo a dog would take? Dogs love outside. Dogs’ll just sit on the couch and look out the window at outside. Maybe Rosie’s dog took this photo and accidentally captioned it, put a dumb filter on it, and cross-posted it to Twitter. I honestly can’t wrap my head around why this photo ever got shared.</p> <p>I guess at the very least I’m happy that a millionaire could do something stupid on the internet and we could all laugh and laugh, because we are WAY better at using Instagram than some rich celebrity. Take that, Rosie! If anyone needs me I’ll be washing the soot off my miserable peasant face.</p> </blockquote>http://half-fiction.com/post/23499861996http://half-fiction.com/post/23499861996Mon, 21 May 2012 14:38:44 -0700celebritiesinstagram<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48n3bt0dH1qbiueao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letseyx.tumblr.com/post/23309986574/1280-x-720-hd-logoless-caps-of-community-3x20-in-a" target="_blank">letseyx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>1280 x 720 HD logoless caps of Community 3x20 in a gallery <a href="http://www.fishsticktheatre.com/TV/Community/S3/3x20/1.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>hello, new desktop wallpaper. </p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23449402467http://half-fiction.com/post/23449402467Sun, 20 May 2012 17:20:00 -0700communityscreencapsDigital Estate Planningsix seasons and a movietelevisionwallpaper16 bit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m471rjuUGD1qe3p9bo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m471rjuUGD1qe3p9bo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m471rjuUGD1qe3p9bo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m471rjuUGD1qe3p9bo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m471rjuUGD1qe3p9bo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m471rjuUGD1qe3p9bo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://half-fiction.com/post/23295908472http://half-fiction.com/post/23295908472Fri, 18 May 2012 09:52:10 -0700gifssix seasons and a moviecommunity<iframe src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify:track:3kDMyyXydtr04YUutBDbIJ&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" style="width:500px;height:580px;"></iframe><br/><br/><p>gonna be blasting this all day.</p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23232688417http://half-fiction.com/post/23232688417Thu, 17 May 2012 09:13:00 -0700mission of burmathe obliterati<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m454ppTx1i1qzpbmro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i just really, really need this game to exist already, okay guys? </p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23196378335http://half-fiction.com/post/23196378335Wed, 16 May 2012 17:15:00 -0700televisioncommunitygreendale 78-bit greendale<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44sfit8XY1r8tyvto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitfix.tumblr.com/post/23178331835/tom-cruise-is-looking-pretty-damn-good-for-49-on" target="_blank">hitfix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tom Cruise is looking pretty damn good for 49 on the cover on the June issue of E magazine. </p> </blockquote> <p>probably because this is the most hilarious photoshop in the history of photoshoppery. </p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23179434123http://half-fiction.com/post/23179434123Wed, 16 May 2012 13:09:06 -0700awful photoshopperywhen i first saw this cover i couldn't stop laughing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44n20lvJ71r8tyvto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitfix.tumblr.com/post/23172936833/bill-murray-was-in-full-effect-at-the-moonrise" target="_blank">hitfix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bill Murray was in full effect at the Moonrise Kingdom premiere at the Cannes Film Festival. Never has more plaid been worn at a movie premiere.</p> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/JgZOHK" target="_blank">Check out more photos of Murray and his co-stars</a>,<span>Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, Edward Norton, Bruce Willis and others.</span></p> </blockquote>http://half-fiction.com/post/23174089288http://half-fiction.com/post/23174089288Wed, 16 May 2012 11:22:07 -0700plaidPLAIDbill murraythe best<a href="http://slacktory.com/2012/05/what-pinterest-taught-me-about-marriage-as-a-capitalist-prison/">what Pinterest taught me about marriage as a capitalist prison</a>: <p>this article is quite great, and is a nice kick in my ass to get started on an article about middle school as its own capitalist haven. </p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23147608694http://half-fiction.com/post/23147608694Tue, 15 May 2012 20:28:09 -0700slacktorypinterestmarriageall the BACKPACKS and KEYCHAINS and STICKERS and other USELESS SHIT i HAD TO HAVE<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4351gWeYY1r2igm4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theavc.tumblr.com/post/23126756492/see-the-greendale-seven-as-video-game-characters" target="_blank">theavc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/see-the-greendale-seven-as-video-game-characters-i,75182/" target="_blank">See the Greendale Seven as video game characters in these exclusive<em> Community</em> finale images</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Annie is not that pale. Also, if there’s not a playable game using these images less than 24 hours after the episode airs, I will lose my faith in the internet.</p> </blockquote> <p>guys? is heaven this beautiful and 8-bit for real?</p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23128156254http://half-fiction.com/post/23128156254Tue, 15 May 2012 15:48:25 -0700TelevisionCommunity<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="nbcwidget" width="400" height="271" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&widID=4727a250e66f9723&configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9MTQwMDc5OQ==/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><embed src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/5-0/swf/DirectWidget.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&widID=4727a250e66f9723&configXML=http://www.nbc.com/service/videowidget/params/dmlkZW9faWQ9MTQwMDc5OQ==/%3FpageURL%3Dunknown%26referrerURL%3Dunknown" quality="high" width="400" height="271" align="middle" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbctv.tumblr.com/post/23047902608/the-best-of-greendales-dean-pelton" target="_blank">nbctv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The best of Greendale’s Dean Pelton.</p> </blockquote>http://half-fiction.com/post/23052868413http://half-fiction.com/post/23052868413Mon, 14 May 2012 13:01:59 -0700communitydean peltonjim rashSupercutNBCTVTelevision<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Tq_aEYdbiPc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://razorcake.tumblr.com/post/23048152667/are-you-as-excited-about-toys-that-kills-fambly" target="_blank">razorcake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are you as excited about Toys That Kill’s <em>Fambly 42</em> as we are? Here’s our video from their set at the Center for the Arts Eagle Rock a few weeks back. fuck yeah!</p> <p>(parts <a href="http://youtu.be/_j68LN6Moek" target="_blank">2</a> and <a href="http://youtu.be/_j68LN6Moek" target="_blank">3</a> at our <a href="http://www.youtube.com/razorcakegorsky" target="_blank">youtube</a> page!)</p> </blockquote> <p>DUH.</p>http://half-fiction.com/post/23048232827http://half-fiction.com/post/23048232827Mon, 14 May 2012 11:37:26 -0700toys that killfambly 42recess recordsvideos<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vak5YTnu1r8tyvto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitfix.tumblr.com/post/22845985303/we-asked-parks-and-recreation-co-creator-mike" target="_blank">hitfix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We asked Parks and Recreation co-creator Mike Schur all about season 4, its finale and how the plot was affected by the threat of cancellation.</p> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/IYdeGi" target="_blank">Read our interview with Mike Schur</a></p> </blockquote>http://half-fiction.com/post/22850962594http://half-fiction.com/post/22850962594Fri, 11 May 2012 11:53:05 -0700Parks and RecreationParks and RecAmy PoehlerNick OffermanAdam ScottRashida JonesChris PrattAubrey PlazaRob LoweAziz AnsariMike SchurAlan Sepinwalltelevision<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ts8mUTAq1qz82gvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/22797645097/oh-now-honestly-go-fuck-yourself" target="_blank">inothernews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh now honestly go fuck yourself.</p> </blockquote>http://half-fiction.com/post/22797972097http://half-fiction.com/post/22797972097Thu, 10 May 2012 14:17:30 -0700bristol palinmarriage equalitynews<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/22794515633/tumblr_ly9yvoNIBn1r9g0ju&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://explosions-in-my-eyes.tumblr.com/post/22793089337/mclusky-to-hell-with-good-intentions" target="_blank">explosions-in-my-eyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>McLusky: <em>“To Hell With Good Intentions”</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://half-fiction.com/post/22794515633http://half-fiction.com/post/22794515633Thu, 10 May 2012 13:22:50 -0700musicmclusky